Fantasy NPC: Krumble The Jester

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Krumble The Jester

A goblin wearing a chalky-white make up and a dashing attire made of colorful pieces of cloth sewn together.

CR 1; 400 XP

CN Small Outsider (goblinoid, native)

Init +5; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision, scent; Perception +7

Defense
AC 12, touch 12, flat-footed 11 (+1 Dex, +1 size)
hp 16 (3d10); regeneration 1 (epic, mythic spells)
Fort +1, Ref +4, Will +4

Defensive Abilities shrug off; Immune death

Offense
Speed 30 ft.

Melee slapstick +3 (1d4 plus 1d6 nonlethal)

Spell-Like Abilities (CL 3rd, concentration +5)

At Will—dancing lights, ghost sound, mage hand, prestidigitation

Statistics
Str 8, Dex 13, Con 10, Int 11, Wis 13, Cha 15
Base Atk +3; CMB +1; CMD 12
Feats Improved Initiative, Nimble Moves

Skills Bluff +8, Disable Device +7, Handle Animals –8, Perception +7, Perform (comedy) +8, Perform (sing) –8, Sense Motive +8, Sleight Of Hand +7, Stealth +5; Racial Modifiers –10 Handle Animal, –10 Perform (sing)
Language Common, Goblin

SQ goblin-blooded

Goblin-Blooded (Ex) Krumble The Jester is considered both an Outsider (native) and a Humanoid (goblinoid) for the purpose of all effects and abilities.

Shrug Off (Ex) All afflictions, conditions, spells, and other harmful effects affect Krumble The Jester, end after 1d4 rounds. Except when it is funny for them to stay on. Krumble's regeneration regrows any missing body parts within 1d6 hours.

Slapstick (Su) Krumble The Jester always seem to have their fancy jester's scepter at hand, even when it was taken away and secured safely elsewhere. Except when it is funny for it to not being there. The slapstick acts as a +1 merciful club.

Krumble The Jester is a courtly goblin jester of rather short stature and undetermined gender. Crude, funny, stubborn, mouthy, clumsy, irreverent, and obnoxious—though occasionally insightful. They also seem to survive whatever calamity happens to them, be it a bomb-juggling accident, angry courtier skewering them with a sword, being eaten by a poorly trained bear, falling (or being thrown) from a castle wall, you name it... 

Krumble The Jester claims to be a deity of slapstick comedy. Often following with a slap of their stick on whoever doubts them, even if it might end with violent repercussions. Their pretenses of divinity haven't been confirmed by other deities... Neither were they denied, though. A few powerful entities that might be in the know, responded with laughter when asked.